as I was getting tired of these "wear these goofy-looking workout sneakers, and you'll lose weight and look like Kim Kardashian" shoe commercials, I just saw a class-action lawsuit commercial saying because the heels are so overly padded, people are falling and injuring themselves. And there's my belly-laugh for the day.
"Oh I lost all this weight, ( Read more... )

Dear Hair: Please forgive me. I'm sorry that last night you resembled black jeans that had bleach spilled on them. I'm sorry that after last nights bleach (and this morning's subsequent bleach to get your color back to normal, then a coat of brown over that) you are now crispedy crackedy crunchedy. Just stay with me until Burning Man- I'll dye a ( Read more... )

My day unfortunately started off with the news of Elizabeth Taylor's passing. I have always admired her... her beauty, her violet eyes, her jewelry! She embodies old Hollywood when stars were really stars, retro glamour, classic pin-ups... at the height of her beauty, she looked like she could've been carved out of marble. Watching her and Paul ( Read more... )

RuPaul's Drag Race quote of the day: "The American dream for me is to have wigs and jewelry and hot dogs and balloons".
Girl! TRUTH! :D

when asked how Geoffry Rush would celebrate his SAG award win (for The King's Speech): "I don't drink as a rule... but as a fish."

Tonight I am sad, VERY sad, that I'm not in Illinois. They're doing free screening of famous movies in famous places (associated with the movie)
8/13/10 BLUES BROTHES at Old Joilet Prision, Joilet IL

must be buzzed because I'm watching PR and everytime they say designer Valerie's name, I start loudly singing "Valerie" (couldn't have been the 2 drinks & tequila double-shot at dinner...)

and by the way, I am completely PISSED that neanderthal-looking mook who can't even speak/understand English (to the point of them saying "DO NOT use this ( Read more... )

My old Dell desktop computer has given me 7 years of good service but now it's covered in dust, the hard drive is bursting at the seams with pictures and songs, and it's processing speed is shot (like, when I have to restart, I restart it and walk away for 1/2 hour). It's just no longer the workhorse it used to be, thus it was time to retire the ( Read more... )

I discovered the Keith Richards... black coffee & Jolt Cola over ice. I have this vision of me a few hours from now, running around the house like a 3 year old, screaming and naked, while J runs after me with pajamas.

Just came home with a 2 liter jar of beer, a shopping bag brimming with candy and curry burritos... and that's how you do Petaluma!!